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---------------------------------------------------------------------- New Fireplace A husband installed a fireplace to help curb the rising cost of heating bills. The husband had the chore of cutting the tree down, chopping the wood, and bringing it in. He was tired after all that and just wanted to relax by watching the big game on tv. He told his wife to start a fire if she wanted to stay warm. The wife was furious because she had to sweep and mop the floor that was covered in muddy snow and debris that had fallen off the wood that her husband had carried in. It wasn't her idea to put the fireplace in anyways so why should she get stuck doing all this. This routine kept on for a couple months, meanwhile the husband kept sneaking around the house looking in closets, under cushions, and one day the wife insisted on knowing just what he was up to. He said, "somebody has been sneaking off with my playboys". The wife just laughed and said "Honey, how do you think I started all those fires!" |